Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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