She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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