Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I checked into jail on foursquare
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
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Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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