I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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