I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
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Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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