I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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