My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
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Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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