Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Randomize