i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
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