how hairy? two words: wookie tits
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
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Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
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Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'm always down for nudity.
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