I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
im on a boat
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