Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
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Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember