how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
It’s A Miracle These 21 Promiscuous People Don’t Have STDs
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
These 27 Infuriatingly Annoying Habits Will Ruin Your Day
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study