That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
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My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Sext me about skeletons
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