We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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