I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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