And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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