I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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