I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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