apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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