everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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