the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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