You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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