I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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