after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
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You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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