belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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