Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I didn't shave. On purpose
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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