i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
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He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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