haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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