So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
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there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
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I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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