Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
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He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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