no, he came in my armpit
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
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Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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