just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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