oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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