Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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