i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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