Your face is a jimmy john
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
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You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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