who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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