that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
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Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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