I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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