Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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