my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
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Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
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I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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