Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
there was a trapeze. enough said
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I just want to make out with him forever
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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