Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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