Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
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OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
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He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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