Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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