They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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