That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
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i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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