Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
you are never too drunk for berry picking
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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