He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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