Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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