I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
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This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize