oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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