It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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