is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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