i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
