So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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