Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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