Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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