what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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